Would you like some broccoli with your salt?

Last night Aaron and I went out for supper. I ordered a chicken breast and some "steamed broccoli." Safe right?Well... the broccoli tasted like it had been soaked in a brine for weeks, then boiled in salt water, then topped with extra salt to make sure it killed any offending vegetable-ness it may of have had left. Salty food makes me puff up like a blowfish, so needless to say I was up 2.5